Track and improve how ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity & Claude talk about your brand — on auto-pilot. We surface the prompts, expose the gaps, and ship the content that gets cited.
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We're early. We're honest about it.
Here's what we promise instead of a fake logo wall.
We're in beta. We don't have a logo wall yet — and we won't fake one. Here's what you get instead:
- A real-shape sample report you can read in full before you sign up.
- A public methodology — every score has a confidence band, no black-box magic.
- Honest pricing: free scans forever, Pro only when you need the deeper export.
— the RIP team
Updated weekly
Beta numbers, rounded honestly.
A peek inside the séance room
Every screen built to drag your brand back from the AI underworld — kicking, screaming, and ranking.
Cause of death: keyword stuffing AI summaries.
Old SEO is six feet under. AEO is the afterlife.
Two columns. One is a tombstone. One is the resurrection ritual — if you act before rigor mortis sets in.
Old SEO playbook ⚰️
- Stuff 4,000 words for one keyword (nobody reads)
- Beg for backlinks like it's 2014 (still got ghosted)
- Stare at a Google ranking that nobody clicks anymore
- Wait 6 months for traffic that died on arrival
- Watch ChatGPT recommend your competitor at the wake
"Beloved keyword, faithful meta tag. May they rest." — your agency, probably
New AEO playbook ⚡
- Track every prompt your buyer whispers to AI
- See which competitors AI worships, and why
- Generate the exact content AI loves to cite
- Distribute to Reddit, LinkedIn, Quora — where LLMs actually look
- Watch your Clout Score rise from the dead 📈
"It's alive. IT'S ALIVE." — your CMO, finally
Everything you need to stop being a footnote in your own send-off
Eight modules. One platform. Zero excuses for haunting page 4 of Google while AI buries you alive.
AI Scan Engine
Scan 12+ buyer prompts. See which mention you, which crown your competitors, and which ghost everyone.
AI Clout Score
One number from 0–100. Watch it crawl up as you fix the prompts you keep losing.
Opportunity Engine
Surface every high-value prompt where you're invisible. Sorted by 'this is costing you money'.
Competitor Spy
Discover who AI loves more than you, on which prompt, and the exact angle they're winning with.
AI Fix Engine
Each losing prompt gets a 5-step playbook: positioning, content, schema, links. No fluff.
Content Generator
One click → blog, Reddit answer, LinkedIn post, FAQ schema. All AEO-optimized.
Distribution Engine
Push your content to the platforms LLMs actually scrape. Plus repurposing on autopilot.
Visibility Tracking
Track score, mentions and rank position over time. Proof your CMO can finally take to the board.
From ghost to growth in 5 séances
Five steps. Zero fluff. One quiet send-off. Mild psychological damage.
Check-up
Drop your domain. We run 12+ AI prompt check-ups in 30s.
Mourn
Receive your Clout Score and a tasteful eulogy.
Resurrect
Get the exact ritual for every prompt you're losing.
Haunt
Spin up AEO content that haunts every AI answer.
Brag
Watch your score rise from the dead. Post on LinkedIn.
Founders who survived their own SEO send-off
Once invisible. Now haunting every AI answer near you.
"We jumped from 0 to 14 ChatGPT mentions in 3 weeks. My CMO cried — happy tears, this time. ⚱️→🚀"
"Finally an SEO tool that admits Google is on life support. RIP my old workflow."
"The roast was a public send-off for our content strategy. 10/10 would grieve again."
Pay your respects. Then your subscription.
7-day free wake. Cancel before your CFO reads the obituary.
Mourner
For the deeply skeptical and recently bereaved.
- 1 project
- 20 prompts/mo
- Weekly check-up
- Email support (eventually)
Questions you'd whisper at the wake
No startups, founders, agencies or feelings were harmed in the making of this website.
"RIP your startup", "your blog is dead" and the occasional ⚰️ are sarcasm — a literary device used by people who can't afford a therapist. We genuinely want you to win in AI search. We just wrap the truth in black humor so it goes down smoother than your last quarterly review. 🖤
If anything here actually offended you, please accept this complimentary moment of silence 🕯️ — and then go check what ChatGPT is saying about your competitors.